Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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