I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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