As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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