We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize