How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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