..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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