The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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