butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You ruined the universe
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
