dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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