I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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