I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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