i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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