Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
