You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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