Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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