Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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