I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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