belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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