your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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