summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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