i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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