How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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