I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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