the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Drake has all the answers
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