Umm I'm too high to move.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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