My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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