thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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