Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i dont even know how to be here
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
