Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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