Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So squirting runs in the family.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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