She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
