The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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