Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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