I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
