Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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