why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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