theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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