We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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