you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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