Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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