do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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