yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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