I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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