Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
