Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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