I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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