this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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