I hate all girls vehemently.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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