Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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