He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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