Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
