On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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