I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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