So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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