I hate your face
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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