Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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